10 things not to post on facebook....

Though u may have got many comments on those silly pics, updates or notes but dont u think it was better off had u not posted any or may b some of those.. ......

1) Photoshopped pics with fake background or fake celebs. Its a huge turn off.... it shows,dat u dont have a LIFE, leave alone the fact dat it adds to da fakeness quotient in ur profile.......

2)good morning / good night updates...... seriously!!!! who does dat..... every one knows its morning  whats dere to update about it on fb..... unless of course if  u r on an alien planet where the sun dawns once every 7 days......  :P . 

3) forwaded SMSs..... to all those who have done dat or are planning to put s thing alike as their next fb status- grow  up  buddies!!!
 u know u r not da only one who has been sent dat msg, almost everyone must have read it and it is least probable dat anyone would appreciate da idea of reliving da nostalgia :P through ur update......

4 ) emo aka zeheri updates...... ur girlfriend/boyfriend dumped u??? ur pet dog died?? u flunked an exam???? u had a fight wid ur best friend???
say dat simply.... if u want da whole world to know.... atleast don't post updates like 'losing is not a choice' , 'missing u',  etc , nobody will know whom u r missing ur pet dog or da one who just dumped u ;) until u tell them wat has actually happened...

5) A huge "about me"  for your profile...... i wonder why people consider it to be an autobiography column...... writing a lot in dere just says one thing 'about u' dat is ur SELF OBSESSION.
 u might be "kewl guy" or a "cute gal" living "life king size".... but u will barely find anyone in ur friends' list who would have bothered to read dat whole essay about u......

6) a whole photo album dedicated just to u..... with a bulk of ur close-ups..... u might have a pretty photogenic face, but guess wat..... it looks da same in all pics.... :D 

7)PoStinG  aNyTHinG wRitTen LiKe ThiS, gosh!!! i wonder how people manage to type dis way, but its not worth da effort , believe me dere is nothing more irritating dan such updates..... 

8) changing your relationship status almost everyday...... if  u r going through a tough time in ur relationship....  then changing your relationship status to "Complicated" also wont do any good...... try talking, dat might work... ;)

9) weather updates...... if it wasn't for weather, many people will have nothing to update..... :D but some people seem to have taken the weather a bit too seriously..... :P

10) Rajnikant jokes..... though i know many of us are fond of dem....;). but just in case... if Rajnikant gets angry, it might cause ur computer to crash..... :P

thanks to all those Facebook profiles (including mine ;) ) who served as a reference..... :) ;) 

Comments

Unknown said…
bad sona..u do it everyday :P
9 August 2011 at 13:10
Sonakshi Sharma said…
:D not all.....
but i accept dat....

ps: last line ;)
10 August 2011 at 01:36
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